40 Days/ 40 Nights

And so it begins... 6 days ago. I believe the correct term is Sabbatical. A hiatus from the love of women and or self pleasure.. Nothing, nada, zip, zero, ZILCH!! What started as a simple comment to my sister ended up as 40 days of nothing... EFFF!! "I can't live without women. They make me happy!" AC says, "Maybe you need to take a sabbatical". And here i am!!! Self soothing without self pleasure.. And as we all know this is a hard concept to accomplish for men.

If you havent seen the movie(yes, im following a movie) go rent it!! Its a classic and hilarious!(title of blog) Im hoping i dont start a nervous twitch and become all wirey and weird, but sadly i think its already beginning.... *twitch*.

Rules for the course:
1. I can hang out and talk to girls but no dates!!
2. No touching, petting, holding hands, kissing, sex... blah blah efff!!
3. Self soothing without self pleasuure.. i.e. no masterbation
4. No talking about fight club...

Quotes on the week:

Clay Miller, "All's i know is my new life goal is to be quoted on your blog!!!" check!!!

Girl #2 "Bah! figured i'd give a relationship a try finally... You have to still talk to me!" Me, "haha!!, nah..." Girl #2, " You really won't talk to me!?" Me, "________".

Starship Trooper quote(for my pops) "Funny how they still wanna be your friend after they rip your guts out".



I've always thought of this pic after every time my boys have gotten hurt by a girl.. Steelin the pic from my Jonas for the moment. Don't get me wrong i've broken plenty of hearts but right now this about me hatin!!!