Woe... Ok so its been basically 5 days since i started this blog oh and 6 days since i joined the dating website,the reasoning for starting the blog if you all havent caught on yet. ;)
Ok so updates!!! Yes i have had some success!! took 4 days to get it but i have had some success... Monday is the day of recollection ive decided for all women. Apparently they looked back on the weekend realizing it was either spent alone or with some DB(douche bag, if your not down with the connilingua). Why do i say this? Well up through sunday night i had decided i was a truly ugly kid and that I might be have start crying that i couldnt succeed on a god damn dating website!! even the ra-tards are getting married!!! effff!!!! Lets go statistical shall we..?
5 days of dating website, and you get basically 8 matches a day that the website actually tries to hook ya up with.. thats 8x5=40(i used a calculater to make sure, dont judge me). I've showed "interested" to 18 of them, just less then have. still following? keep up now... i'd winked at 5 girls(easy way of saying your not cute enough to email, but im sure you have a sweet spirit). now of the 18, plus the 5 ive winked at,i emailed roughly 9. so basically contact with 14 of them. ok ready for the kicker? absolutely no response from all 9(no wink responses either!!)!!! I'm 0 for the efffing millenium!!!OHHH!!! not to mention the women that view your page.. as of sunday night i had 4... 4!!!! i dont think women really have to search though, at least this is what im telling myself. Two had kids, one was cute(i winked ha), and the other one says she was 30 yrs old(yaa 30 years my ass!!!) To this i say screw you dating website i do it myself!!!
ok ok so success right? so just doing the randome search i've viewed roughly 50 profiles.. i've winked twice at randome women and emailed 4. I got one wink response from one girl and 3 return emails!! Yes i can choose my matches better than the stupid dating website! fail desparateforlove.com, Im winning!!p.s. the women who had viewed my page on monday(day of recollect), 18!!
The responses of emails have been somewhat short, slightly flirty, but you can tell theyre testing the is he crazy, weird, creepy, or flatout serial killer(its hard to not to fug with them)?one girls intro actually says if you look like a serial killer ill delete you...(of course i had to ask if i looked like one, cause im a smart ass like that). fuggem if they cant take a joke! but i will keep ya posted on if i get a date anytime soon!
peace and im out for the day!!!
"Not cute enough to email, but im sure you have a sweet spirit"? Really? *grits teeth*
ReplyDeleteI love you, my vapid little brother.
Geh.