Facebook will be the death of you(woman)!!

Some things are worth being woke up at 5a.m. for!!! Sex, home cooked breakfast, coffee, and being proven right. Those are about it though...

A somewhat wise man(Jonas Harmon) once told me that a woman should never text you before 8a.m. and i've lived by this theory on most levels besides on women im actually dating.. cause i love mornings and i love texts that say good morning handsome... But this girl cross's the line on all levels!!! Remember girl #1?(refer to my first ever post) ya... So anyways she text me last thursday wanting to chill.. EFFF that and ignore... Well apparently she found out that i deleted her off of facebook at 5 in the damn morning yesterday!!! YOU DELETED ME OFF OF FACEBOOK!!? In the world we live in now a days this similar to the death penatly.. Nothing pisses someone off more than when theyre denied access to snoop on your life without you knowing.. Lets face it, that is all facebook is really good for. And then she goes on to reem me that i deleted her cause she didnt put out, and im the one fresh off of divorce, and i didnt want to date seriously.. and blah blah blah.. literally bitchin me out!! And then a message on facebook.. YOUR ASS NEEDS TO LEARN TO TALK AND COMMUNICATE TO ME BETTER!!! Your ass needs to shut the hell up!! DELETED!!! I've said it once ill say it again.. Women are crazy!!!!! Let's check the facts: If it took you a month to realize I deleted you, then i wasnt high on your "how is Zach doing" priority list. Second, I told you more then once dont text me before 8a.m.! And third, if you honestly think i deleted you cause you didnt put out you are seriously DUMB!! It's because your putting out to everyone BUT me!!! SO THERE!! whore...

Other women notes: internet dating continues to suck!!! I've got nothing.. not gonna lie.. apparently no women get my humor(most likely) or god damn brad pitt is playing all the women on match.com in utah.. Cause ya im that good looking. I still seem to have my bar girl hangin around... She pretends to be interested but doesnt seem to commit to actually hangin out with me.. i had to bribe her with starbucks on saturday morning just to see her.. I will use that tactic again if deemed necessary... There has been one other lead but my sister quickly shut that one down.. Morally im not in the place to make those kinds of decisions so i referred to the one person that will talk me off the doomed ledge.. I cant speak of the said woman cause you never know who's readin this shit... Lets just go with she's hot as hell and i'd have to run through a gauntlet to get her. plus she's way out of my league.. STORY OF MY LIFE!!!